Pre-season for the Silly Season
4 WEEKS OF GRIT. GLORY. AND VERY LITTLE CHRISTMAS CHEER.
It’s that time of year again. The heat is on. The social calendar is bursting at the seams. And the rig? Let’s just say it’s hanging in there.
Enter: HHHSSCE 2025, the ultimate pre-Christmas blowout with a very serious training plan hidden under all the banter. This year, we’re levelling up. Because why not train hard and have a good time doing it?
We’ve built the engine through Triphasic. We sharpened the edge with ADP. Now it’s time to have a crack at something ridiculous, and finish the year the Hammer way.
This Year, We’re Going Full Adventure.
We’ve added a twist and taken things off the beaten path (literally).
Solo or team up (2-4 people)
Your mission: Get through the chaos. Strongman meets Hyrox meets Amazing Race. Think conditioning stations, team-based tasks, trekking, obstacle work and whatever else we cook up.
THE FINAL CHALLENGE: DECEMBER 20
You’ll be tested. You’ll probably be a bit dusty.
But the Hammer Hybrid Hyrox Strongman Sexual Chocolate Extravaganza will be the sweaty cherry on top. Team vs team. Station vs station. Legs vs willpower.
Did we mention the Christmas Party is straight after?
THE DETAILS:
- Dates: Nov 23rd – Dec 20 (4 weeks)
- What You’ll Get:
- 3 x Strength sessions weekly
- Unlimited Conditioning
- 24/7 Gym Access (post induction)
- Sunday Sexual Chocolate session (4pm – starting on the 23rd of Nov)
- Weekly training targets + injury prevention insights
- Access to Recovery Boots for the duration
- Final Team Challenge Event
- End-of-Challenge Christmas Party Lunch
COST:
$80/week for 4 weeks
Costs less than your next hangover.
WHY BOTHER?
It’s December. You’ve got parties, events, and every excuse in the world to do less. But this? This is the exclamation mark at the end of your training year.
Just 4 weeks of training with purpose, capped off by one of the most unhinged events you’ll ever sign up for.
Get your name down. Get your team together.
Let’s go out swinging.
ARE YOU IN?