Pre-season for the Silly Season
6 WEEKS OF GRIT, GLORY AND QUESTIONABLE FESTIVE BEHAVIOUR.
It’s that time of year again. The heat is on. The social calendar is bursting at the seams. And the rig? Let’s just say it’s hanging in there.
Enter: HHHSSCE 2026, the ultimate pre-Christmas blowout. Six weeks of proper programming, with the usual amount of Hammer carry-on.
It’s time to have a crack at something ridiculous and finish the year the Hammer way.
WE’RE GOING FULL ADVENTURE.
We’re taking things off the beaten path. Literally.
Get your team of 2-4 together.
Your mission: Get through the chaos. Strongman meets Hyrox meets Amazing Race. Think conditioning stations, team-based tasks, trekking, obstacle work and whatever else we cook up.
THE FINAL CHALLENGE: SATURDAY 19 DECEMBER
You’ll be tested. You’ll probably be a bit dusty.
But the Hammer Hybrid Hyrox Strongman Sexual Chocolate Extravaganza will be the sweaty cherry on top. Team vs team. Station vs station. Legs vs willpower.
Did we mention the Christmas party is straight after?
THE DETAILS
Six-week training block: Monday 9 November to Saturday 19 December
Final challenge and Christmas party: Saturday 19 December
What you’ll get:
- 3 x strength sessions weekly
- Unlimited conditioning
- 24/7 gym access following induction
- Sunday Sexual Chocolate sessions at 4pm, starting 15 November
- Weekly training targets and injury prevention insights
- Access to recovery boots for the duration
- Final team challenge event
- End-of-challenge Christmas party, kicking off around 4pm. Venue TBC.
COST
$80 per week for 6 weeks
Costs less than your next hangover. Your current membership will be adjusted to this price, it is not additional to your current membership price.
WHY BOTHER?
It’s December. You’ve got parties, events and every excuse in the world to do less.
But this? This is the exclamation mark at the end of your training year.
Six weeks of training with purpose, capped off by one of the most unhinged events you’ll ever sign up for.
Get your name down. Get your team together.
Let’s go out swinging.
ARE YOU IN?
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